It's the Saturday before finals. What am I doing?

...Just about anything but studying, and most especially pining over David because he's abandoned me (for the birthday party of his now 13-year-old brother. I know, I know - he can be so selfish).

How Well Do You Know Your Significant Other?

1. He's sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
Probably something that I've begged him to watch for about three months. Don't worry, he's not watching. He's too busy teasing me for liking it.

2. You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
One that smells funny and tastes worse. I have no idea what we're going to do when we prepare salads for dinner; I am a Ranch girl, but I think he'd get tired of that.

3. What's one food he doesn't like?
Fruit (except for clementines). Weirdest kid ever. Fruit is clearly the most awesome food group.

4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?
Usually nothing, but wine if we're eating at a high-class establishment. We are bursting with class.

5. Where did he go to high school?
Seneca Valley.

6. What size shoe does he wear?
13? Shoes make his feet look monstrously intimidating.

7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
Intellectual books. I try to reverse this trend by buying silly ones and ostentatiously displaying them.

8. What is his favourite type of sandwich?
Chipped turkey with tomatoes and cheese and Miracle Whip. I hear about them at least once a week.

9. What would this person eat every day if he could?
Chipped turkey sandwiches with tomatoes and cheese and Miracle Whip. He probably does eat them every day.

10. What is his favorite cereal?
He's recently developed an intolerance to lactose and refuses to try soy milk, even though it is delicious and good for you, so he doesn't eat cereal anymore. This makes the four huge bags of Cap'n Crunch stacked against the wall at his apartment look even more pathetic.

11. What would he never wear?
Skinny jeans (not that I would ever encourage him to...men who wear them look ridiculous).

12. What is his favourite sports team?
Steelers! I wish I knew some catchy Steelers slogan to insert here, but I'm too recent a fan to know any. Consider my terrible towel waved, though.

13. Who did he vote for?
McCain, obviously.

......just kidding.

You don't need to know David well to realize this. You only need to talk to him for about five minutes.

14. Who is his best friend?
Me. Duh.
He really does say I'm his best friend, but I refer to Steve, Brian, and Mike as his bffs.

15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?
Start losing at Nertz once he is my partner.

16. What is his heritage?
He doesn't know that himself, so I would basically be a super genius if I did. (Don't be fooled - I actually am a super genius. I just don't know his heritage.)

17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind would he like?
He was a pretty big fan of the Butterfinger one Debbi made him for his last birthday.

18. Did he play sports in high school?
Starter for the B-string football team. That's my boy.

19. What could he spend hours doing?
Debating; he quite frequently does.

20. What is one unique talent he has?
Whenever he has to do something he doesn't want to, he has the amazing ability of transforming himself into a four-year-old throwing a tantrum. "Aaaah, AAAAAAAH!" It's hilarious, especially when needles are mentioned.